Admission and Introduction

Allright then, lets get a few things straight, up front. 

i don't have a clear idea of how this all started. 

i am not, in general, a foodie.

these reviews reflect my personal opinion. i'm a little... particular... about how i like my eggs benedict. 

so hows this gonna work? I go out every weekend. i eat eggs benedict. i come back, and i write about it. Each component will get a rating, and a nonaverage total. Service, atmosphere, these will not be rated. im only interested in the eggs benedict. 

so there we have it. next stop, the first review.